Entries from April 2009

April 16, 2009

Lights! Carpets! Paint on the Walls!

Today is my first day back in the office, after 7 days spent at home. Great! You might think, but seriously, I feel like I’ve been living underneath my house for that entire period. And when I left my dude at home to look after the dogs, and whip our builder into shape, I felt [...]

April 6, 2009

DUSSSSST

A British comedy called Little Britian often has a sketch based on ‘Fatfighters’, a WeightWatchers joke, where the instructor, Marjorie Dawes,  advises her Fatfighters to eat dust in order to lose weight:

If you can’t see it, the link is also here.
I am not showing you this clip in order to incite [...]

April 3, 2009

How To Quit Without Feeling S**T / Gall Bladder Is Actually NOT Fucked

Even though it’s April 3rd, I will try to post every day this month, at the humble request of three good friends who are all doing the same. Should make for some good bored-at-work reading.
To bring you up to scratch with what’s happening with me, I can now confirm that in fact, I am not [...]