Entries from July 2009

July 8, 2009

I will probably die, but at least I will die slimmer!

So last time we talked, I told you I was going to be really lame and boring, and talk to you about weight loss and fitness. Perhaps you don’t find it boring. Perhaps you are going through the same thing? I mean, it is July, and do you really want to have a 42 inch [...]

July 6, 2009

90 Days

Hi! How are ya? What? You don’t remember me? We haven’t spoken in er, three months? At least? (Well, at least we have spoken more recently in comparison to my sister! or my aunt! or Jesus!)…actually, I lied. I have spoken to Jesus more recently then you. Sorry about that. It’s just that I’ve been [...]